random, everyday thoughts #1

I'm up in the mountains (yodeling and what not) for the weekend. Three cheers for having the strength to part with  my laptop (hip-hip-HOORAY!)  But I left my journal at home (hip-hip-Aw, man) Not much has happened yet for me to post about on here, but I am itching to write something. So, I thought it might be fun to post a few random, everyday thoughts I've recorded in the recent past ("recent past", is that an oxymoron?). I'm a little scared to share my thoughts like this as I don't often do, but I suppose it's good to be myself every now and then. For future reference, I genuinely appreciate your concern about my sanity!

 - Was walking behind a couple in Greenwich today; the man was squeezing the girl's butt, more like her crack actually, as they walked. It was odd looking. But then I thought, "What I wouldn't give to have a guy brave enough to be publicly squeezing my butt right now"

- I bought a book at this store called McNaly Jackson, and then went to Barnes & Nobles to read it. I feel a little like a traitor.

- I'd rather get a lotto ticket that said "Loser" than one that said "Not a winner". That's just painful. I mean, if someone calls me a loser, it's like "No I'm not!" If someone says I'm not a winner, then, what am I?

- Sometimes I'm really proud of my poops, I almost want to show someone. Like the child that I am.

- Why are the curtains that separate first class and coach seats see-through? What is that all about? To make us all jealous?

 "Betcha wish you hadn't skipped out on allllllll this." *makes obscene gestures to the lobster dish... then slaps it*

Teases. What is this, high school?  Real mature, guys. You can keep your fancy meals and hot towels. 

- I honestly think one of my happiest moments is when I dressed up as an elephant for Halloween my senior year, even if everyone did think I looked more like a Koala. Mom suggested I try something a little sexier at 17 years old. But I had a better idea... 

(These are the only pictures I'll be posting in this entry, because I feel it is very relephant!)

The actual inspiration for my costume! One of my favorite celebrity appearances/skits on Sesame Street! 

Aaaaaaand...

Ta-da! Behold: The very first Koalaphant is born! Still not nearly as cute as Natalie or Elmo though.

- I could never have a boyfriend with a peanut-allergy. Is it bad that peanut-butter would stand in the way of true love? I should make a video about two people-- one with a peanut allergy and one with an addiction--and their deadly, unrequited love.

- I should make a video of myself acting like a cat just to prove how good cats have it. Cats have it really good.

-I should make a video of me and a friend playing JENGA to the Django: Unchained  theme song. 

"JENGAAAA!!!" 

And then I whip the JENGA blocks! 

"Now you've lost her forever, JENGA..."

*WHAPSH!*

- That's the third time my skirt has risen up in the back, leaving me walking around for the world to see my underwear for ten blocks until some kind stranger tells me about it. (Sidenote: why is it always when I'm wearing the white underwear with the big red spots? I thought that only happened in cartoons?)

- I mean, how bad could jumping out

of a moving car actually be...?

Happy Saturday!